Starve a Cheerleader, Save the World!!

When solving issues of global health we look at the big picture right? So when someone says "The number of people who are starving, world wide, is estimated to be 800,000,000" Holy fucking shit! Tila Tequila doesn't even have that many MySpace friend's. Jesus didn't even have that many MySpace friends! That's a lot of starving people, and with numbers like that it has to be our largest health concern right? WRONG. The bare facts are this, there are estimated 6,706,993,152 people in the world and if 800,000,000 are starving that means 1 in 8.383 people are starving to death right now. Literally right now. And by the rate they are starving, little Hoddji in Indonesia just died from lack of cury while you were reading that last line. So when the world held a major conference to discuss world health surely this was the main focus of conversation right! WRONG! SHIT! That's two I've missed now. No their main topic of discussion is the other health issue that now affects more people than starvation, Obesity. What the hell? We have children dying in the streets who are 12 years old an weigh in at 72 lbs. and you put that on the back burner to discuss the fat woman in front of me at McDonald's who orders a Big Mac, XL fries, a chocolate shake, two apple pies, and a Diet Coke? OK this one should be simple, FAT PEOPLE NEED TO STOP EATING!

Now I understand that "FAT" comes in a few category's, their is Big, XL, Fluffy, and DAMN! Now everyone up threw Fluffy knows they could probably eat less cake, maybe run a few miles, and hey they would lose some weight. BUT they aren't the ones we call obese. The National Institute of Health states that "A person is obese if they weigh 30 lbs. more than their body and build should have." So hey some people are just big I get that. But to be in the DAMN category, well if you go to Disney Land and small children want to ride you instead of the Matahorn, then you're FAT! Got that?!?! Your a big fat fatty! Now why is it that the world thinks I should be concerned about this? This is none of our business! People who are starving have no food, they need OUR help to acquiring nourishment, this is humanity's concern. Now if you are just to lazy to do ANYTHING and your the kind of person who believes that Lays wavy chips make great forks for your pie then I have NO obligation to help you. You have everything in front of you and are unable to understand moderation. You do not have a condition, you have a fat ass and that is all.

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